WriteByte

Janurary 1st 1998

Dear Journal,

Today is that first day of the year, great! i am going to get dressed up in frilly pink dresses! talk about fun! my owner Jilly loves anything pink and fuzzy, with bows and ribbons, and definetly sequins! i hate all of those things, I’d rather just be a guineapig, mucking about in my cage with my brother bugsy. By the way, my name is Dohnut and i HATE dresses!

Our cage is 2 story with loads of hay and plenty of food and water, the only problem is…ITS PINK!

Bugsy is a little bigger than me, his hair is wild and black. He thinks he’s a rebel! yeah right! i am smallish, with brown/black fur with a white patch between my ears. Jilly likes me best! (mainl coz bugsy bites her and tries to eat all the clothes she puts on us!)

Jilly is eight and is VERY girly. You haven’t seen girly until you’ve seen Jilly! she doesnt own anything thats doesnt have pink on it! EVERYTHING is pink, pink, pink! its ridiculous! i havent seen this much pink in my entire life! (I am only 2, but you get my point dotn you?) I feel like im going chuck everytime i wake up. its disgusting!

I would rather be in a home with a simple cage, with space to run around in, food and water, maybe even a little grass to munch on. MAYBE even a swimming pool! i would love to go swimming, it would be awesome! i dont even know if i can swim?!?  Jilly never lets us even near water! she thinks we will probably drown, or something like that! Every time we get a bath, and in our case, nearly every day, she holds us very tightly in the sink, so we never get a chance to attempt to swim! not even a little bit!

Im s sick of Jilly! im going to run away and find somewhere else to live!

But first…. i need to convince bugsy to join me!

I think i’ll need some strength on my journey!

cya tomorrow

Dohnut